Aaron Sorkin: In Her Defense, I'm Sure the Moose Had it Coming

Aaron Sorkin: In Her Defense, I'm Sure the Moose Had it Coming

NOTE: 
 This is an article that I ran into on The Huffington Post 
this morning. I' wonder if the author is aware of just how much animals
 raised for food/leather/skin suffer. At one point in time I was 
where he is right now. I always loved animals and couldn't bare 
the thought of them suffering but I ate meat for years and years. 
I get a sense that Mr Sorkin is a compassionate man and that is a start. 
Anyway, I thought this article was worth posting for a couple of 
reason one being Mr Sorkin has picked up on something here, 
like Societies double standards. I agree with Mr Sorkin, Sarah Palin 
is no better than Michael Vick except when she murders animals TLC pays

her $250,000.00 per episode to air it. Mr Sorkin has also touched on a 
couple other interesting points that shine a light on  Sports/Trophy Hunters as well.
Who know's maybe Mr. Sorkin is on a slow path to vegetarianism...it could happen.


~Shalom~

Aaron Sorkin

Playwright, screenwriter and television writer

Posted: December 8, 2010 02:26 AM

In Her Defense, I'm Sure the Moose Had it Coming

"Unless you've never worn leather shoes, sat upon a leather chair or eaten meat, save your condemnation."

You're right, Sarah, we'll all just go fuck ourselves now.

The snotty quote was posted by Sarah Palin on (like all the great frontier women who've come before her) her Facebook page to respond to the criticism she knew and hoped would be coming after she hunted, killed and carved up a Caribou during a segment of her truly awful reality show, "Sarah Palin's Alaska", broadcast on The-Now-Hilariously-Titled Living Channel.

I eat meat, chicken and fish, have shoes and furniture made of leather, and PETA is not ever going to put me on the cover of their brochure and for these reasons Palin thinks it's hypocritical of me to find what she did heart-stoppingly disgusting. I don't think it is, and here's why.

Like 95% of the people I know, I don't have a visceral (look it up) problem eating meat or wearing a belt. But like absolutely everybody I know, I don't relish the idea of torturing animals. I don't enjoy the fact that they're dead and I certainly don't want to volunteer to be the one to kill them and if I were picked to be the one to kill them in some kind of Lottery-from-Hell, I wouldn't do a little dance of joy while I was slicing the animal apart.

I'm able to make a distinction between you and me without feeling the least bit hypocritical. I don't watch snuff films and you make them. You weren't killing that animal for food or shelter or even fashion, you were killing it for fun. You enjoy killing animals. I can make the distinction between the two of us but I've tried and tried and for the life of me, I can't make a distinction between what you get paid to do and what Michael Vick went to prison for doing. I'm able to make the distinction with no pangs of hypocrisy even though I get happy every time one of you faux-macho shitheads accidentally shoots another one of you in the face.

So I don't think I will save my condemnation, you phony pioneer girl. (I'm in film and television, Cruella, and there was an insert close-up of your manicure while you were roughing it in God's country. I know exactly how many feet off camera your hair and make-up trailer was.)

And you didn't just do it for fun and you didn't just do it for money. That was the first moose ever murdered for political gain. You knew there'd be a protest from PETA and you knew that would be an opportunity to hate on some people, you witless bully. What a uniter you'd be--bringing the right together with the far right.

(Let me be the first to say that I abused cocaine and was arrested for it in April 2001. I want to be the first to say it so that when Palin's Army of Arrogant Assholes, bereft of any reasonable rebuttal, write it all over the internet tomorrow they will at best be the second.)

I eat meat, there are leather chairs in my office, Sarah Palin is deranged and The Living Channel should be ashamed of itself.